At $JOB we often find ourselves at customer sites where we see the same set of basic problems that we have previously encountered elsewhere (“your clocks aren’t in sync” or “your filesystem is full” or “you haven’t installed a critical update”, etc). We would like a simple tool that could be run either by the customer or by our own engineers to test for and report on these common issues. Fundamentally, we want something that acts like a typical code test suite, but for infrastructure.