Pssst! Hey…hey, buddy, wanna get an extra KB for cheap?

When I write OO-style code in C, I usually start with something like the following, in which I use malloc() to allocate memory for a variable of a particular type, perform some initialization actions, and then return it to the caller:

Button *button_new(uint8_t pin, uint8_t poll_freq) {
    Button *button = (Button *)malloc(sizeof(Button));
    // do some initialization stuff

    return button;
}

And when initially writing pipower, that’s exactly what I did. But while thinking about it after the fact, I realized the following: